Just for you.

Have you ever heard that some people get their best ideas while going to the bathroom? Apparently there's some truth to it.

Just listen to the nursery rhyme that blossomed out of a trip to the room tonight:

Mommy dear Mommy my poor tummy hurts!

Run in the bathroom and hold up your shirt,

Pull down your pants and get your poops out,

You will feel better, there is no doubt.