Emmy's first haircut

Emmy's first haircut you say? But wait, didn't Emmy just get her first haircut? Oh but wait again, that's not what we're talking about here. We're talking about Emmy GIVING her first haircut. And now you're thinking the usual, oh what a typical two year old, they're always giving themselves trims. Oh but wait again! She didn't cut her own hair! SHE CUT MINE! BLALGHGHG! NOW what am I supposed to do I ask?
There we were, having a wonderful time doing a little craft on the living room floor. Emmy has been curious of scissors her whole life of course, so I finally give in and decide that she's old enough, I can give her some dull scissors in a controlled environment (or so I thought) and teach her how to use them safely. Lovely. She has a piece of scrap paper and is more than happily cutting away and loving it, and I'm sitting in front of her watching. OH SO INNOCENTLY I bend forward to pick something up, and up go her little priceless hands and SNIP go the scissors right on the TOP OF MY HEAD!! It's alright. I'm not bitter. Can you tell? SO Jayne is currently trying to book an emergency haircut at one of the salons in Heber. Oh just wait. Updates will be coming. Guaranteed.